Crazy quotes

  Crazy conversation while having coffee and cake:

"Look that's the couple."

"She's pretty but he looks so ugly"

"What!" 

"He looks like a hobbit!"

"No he doesn't! He's really rich by the way"

"I don't care! He looks like Shrek.He's rich, so what? 

Are you telling me every time I have sex I'm going to have to cover his face with a bin bag?"
"...Maybe you can get an expensive bin bag?"

-Where a woman and gay man's perception and priority differ when it comes to the same guy.-

Mindless conversations post dinner about what to wear to my housemate's wedding.

"Kim whatever you wear just don't wear a boob tube dress or something to the wedding."

"Boob tube dress? OK Where exactly am I going to get the boobs to fit into the boob tube?"

"I don't know,tissue paper?"

"Tissue paper? Forget that I probably need to stuff toilet rolls in there!"

Crazy conversations at 4am when the brain starts malfunctioning.

#1

K:How are zombies the living dead when they're already dead? and how can you kill them off when they're already dead to begin with? isn't that stupid?

A:because they're the living dead.

K:but what does that even mean! how can you be dead and living at the same time? It doesn't make sense!

A:.....

#2

R:Have you guys realised that kids will own so many Barbie dolls but there would only be one Ken doll?

K:Lucky bastard, that Ken. Such a player, or womaniser! *gasp* Do you think maybe Ken is gay, maybe that's why he doesn't have genitals and he parties with all the Barbies so much?

R:Oh my god, yeah! 

K:Wow if only we knew this as kids, then there wouldn't be problems with homophobia so much now around the world.

R:*Gasp!*

"Or maybe, Ken's a eunich! You know how back in the days some people get castrated and then are specially given powers to rule the kingdoms because they're different? Maybe Ken is like that!"

K:"Oh yeah!..."

*A is heard laughing hysterically at this point*.

K:"wait why are we going into so much symbolic meaning about two plastic dolls?"