Wear a smile-- one size fits all.

Anyone who has a continuous smile on their face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening.

-Greta Garbo-

(In my case it's concealing very sore ankles from a 11 hour shift)

"You are the first one who smiled, everyone seems pretty miserable here."

"Really? I think everyone's just pooped out as we've had a very long day."

"Well yes I can imagine but it's good to see a smile so thank you for smiling!"

Woman slips a £5 into my hand.

"This is for you darling, because you were the only one who smiled."

So much for a million dollar smile but if I get a fiver for every smile I plaster on my face then I'm only 200 000 smiles to go!